Anbody out there looking for Christmas present ideas for me?

Catch as many flies as you can with your chopsticks.

In this video they totally destroy a car using thermite. First they burn a whole through the engine then they burn up the car. Man this stuff is deadly!

Walk through the forests and castles, chopping down monks with your axe.

Spray water into the boy's mouth to fill him up.

WARNING: Language - This college kids friends took his towel and so he had to run back to his room covering himself with what he could find in the bathroom. Oh the joys of dorm life.